"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."
- (via darkestside-ofthemoon)
(Source: c0ntemplations, via eternallyclassic)
"You don’t know humor until you’ve witnessed Taylor Swift sing the words, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours.”"
- [x] The main reason to be jealous about the 1989 listening party (via dirtytaylorswift)
literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about
(Source: cradily, via beaumondeee)