i am happy; thats just the saddest lie.

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"Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place."

- (via darkestside-ofthemoon)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via eternallyclassic)

"You don’t know humor until you’ve witnessed Taylor Swift sing the words, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours.”"

- [x] The main reason to be jealous about the 1989 listening party (via dirtytaylorswift)

(via gotta-shake-it-off)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily, via beaumondeee)

(Source: i-napster, via s-w-a-v-e-y)