i am happy; thats just the saddest lie.

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I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

(via gotta-shake-it-off)


Ladies and Gentlemen we have an impostor on the stage

her little face kills me every time

(Source: eyesopen, via gotta-shake-it-off)